Please Enjoy this Very Mature Gym Christmas Poem

Written on: December 24, 2018

Gym Christmas Poem, by Tanner Porter

Dashing through the gym,

With dumbbells in my hand,

These things aren’t very light,

I hope I don’t drop them!

The gym is full of sweat,

Tanner thinks it’s gross,

Let’s all go back to lifting weights,

Where we’ll get jacked the most!

Jingle bells,

And barbells,

All our clients lift.

The trainers too,

But that’s old news,

Because we were born to

Hey!

Grab a pair,

Of dumbbells,

Meet me in the rack!

We will lift,

Day and night,

Until we are all jacked!

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